Monday, September 26, 2011

Scandalous Epiphany



Hey,
Do I know you?
Your face looks kinda familiar...

I'm sure I've seen you before...
Just can't seem to remember where.

Hmm.
You say you don't know me from Adam
But I'm sure I've seen you around.

No honey!
Put that can of mace away
I ain't no stalker.
Gurl you a lil' cray-cray!

So anyway,
What was I about to say?
Oh yeah,
Didn't we go to school together?
College? Or maybe uni?

Ok,
So I don't know you from school.
Church?
Oh you Hindu?
Not church then.

OMG!
Now I know where I seen you!
You from that strip place on Bar Street...

Oh well,
Gosh look at the time.
I really must be off.
Nice running into you.
Oh and one more thing,
This never happened.

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