Friday, April 29, 2011

Too Good Not to Share


Check Out Some Footage Of Jill Scott In Concert In NYC! from the.LIFE Files on Vimeo.

Jill Scott's latest opus is set to be realeased very soon and if this sample is anything to go by, the album is going to be absolutely BRILLIANT. I can't wait to hear it in full. Thank you VIMEO :)

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Period Pains


Lord I’m a mess!
Now I know for sure God has a sense of humour-
And a severely twisted one at that!
How else could you explain going through
A physical and emotional blender
Every month for 30-odd years of your life?

Now I must admit
That from the outside this must look pretty damn funny-
Like one of those old black and white comedies
With the corny piano music:
Mute the sound and what do you get?
A hysterical madwoman
Flailing her arms,
And throwing tantrums
(And whatever else happens to be within reach)
Like a two-year old.

Then there’s those mood swings
Screaming down the house one minute
Then bawling her eyes out the next,
Later doubled over in pain
Breathing death to all men
For not having to share in the torture of the menstrual cycle-
It’s a bona fide stand up routine!
(Maybe I could take this puppy on the road-
Might as well turn a couple dollars while I’m at it).

The funniest thing about it is
Here I am with all the symptoms
Of a hormonal PMS-ing bitch
In the body of a man!
Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humour!

Monday, April 4, 2011