Lo' Rydin' (Crack Attack)

I don't wanna see yo' butt crack.

No homie I don't want none o' that.

I really don't wanna see yo' butt crack.

Naw sista ain't nobody want that.

Drop it low, but ya can't pick it up.

Girl my eyes done seen enough.

Yo' a$$ floss ain't a pretty sight

No thong th-thong thanks

Sisqo ain't here tonight.

I don't wanna see yo' butt crack.

I didn't ask for it so put it right back.

No I don't wanna see no butt crack.

Didn't no one ask you for no peek at yo' back pack.

Alright so you got undies signed by Calvin Klein,

But that right there ain't no concern o' mine.

Underwear it ain't meant to be seen

Are you a trainee streaker or are you just plain obscene?

Chile I don't wanna see yo' butt crack.

It's much too much so could you dial it way back?

The world don't need to see no butt crack.

It ain't all that as a matter of fact.

Curvacious apple bottom,

Washboard flat,

Wide loads, 

Narrow holds,

2-D booty,

HD depth enhancement
It's all good

Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

Just askin' you to save some mystery

For in between the sheets

And help out all the rest of us 

By keepin' it off o' the streets.

Prevent the trauma 

And bumper drama

And cover up your seat.

No butt crack.

Ain't you never heard 

That crack is whack?

We don't wanna have no butt crack

There must be something better we can look at.

Said we don't need none o' that butt crack.

Ain't no sinner in hell who done deserved that.

Santa from the Block

I do it like a boss

Shut yo' mouth 

I'm Santa Claus

When I laugh 

Gotsta hold my belly;

On the dance floor 

I moves a whole lotta jelly.

Wait!

Can ya hold it steady?

Got some heat for ya 

And it's gon' get heavy.

I do it like a boss

Shut yo' mouth 

I'm Santa Claus

Lookin' at me

Actin' all tough

Well I know all your secrets 

And I'm callin' yo' bluff.

Remember

That pack of cigarettes you stole

From the corner grocer's shop 

When you was 9 years old?

How 'bout 

All them lies you told

You poor lil hustler mama

Who had to raise you on her own?

That's right son

And I ain't half done.

You don't want none of this

'Cause this fight's already won.

I do it like a boss

Shut yo' mouth 

I'm Santa Claus

Mine's a path 

You best not cross.

You know 

I does it like a boss.

My elven army is a mighty force.

You sure ya gonna get it

When you mess with Santa Claus!

Downtime

With the seemingly endless madness of the daily rat race where we run from one obligation to the next, there comes a point when we all need to just stop for a moment and breathe. Just a few minutes where seriousness, responsibility and all the other not-so-fun things that come with being an adult can take a back seat to pure, unadulterated silliness can sometimes make all the difference between staying balanced and having a full-out meltdown.

One of the things I enjoy doing when I have a little downtime is cracking up while watching a good parody- anything from classic sketch shows like In Living Color, MADtv or Saturday Night Live to vloggers like Glozell Green. There's just nothing quite like a bit of comedy to remind you not to take life quite so seriously all the time. I recently came across the Key of Awesome series on Youtube that does some great spoofs so I figured I'd share the laughs. Here are a couple of my favourites (so far).

Adele ft. Angry Birds

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