Lyrical Essences: Words & Emotions: What?!

Sunday, November 3, 2013

What?!

Source: http://drawception.com

What are you lookin' at?

Is my head too big

Or my booty too fat?

What?

Do I have something on my face?

Could you really be this rude,

Or are you some kinda head case?

What?

Is there something I can help you wit' yo?

No I am not a prostitute

And no,

You most certainly cannot have a blow!

What the hell you keep lookin' at?

Did somebody tape a kick-me sign to my back?

What?!

If there's a problem just say it already!

If my hair is on fire, you really oughta tell me.

What?

This staring has to stop.

Spit it out man, enough is enough!

What?

Say you weren't even checkin for me?

Gosh, then I guess I should say that I'm sorry.

Know what?

Now I feel like a fool.

Did you have to make me look like such a giant tool?

What?

Oh, my fly's open you say?

Just when I thought I was done eating crow for the day.

Tell you what,

I really appreciate you lettin' me know

But I'm afraid that right now it's 'bout time for me to go.

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Quotes

It's the internal, not the external, that affects the eternal.

There is a place in you that you must keep inviolate, a place that you must keep clean. A place where you say to any intruder, "Back up, don't you know I'm a child of God?" Maya Angelou

Old stories are like old friends. You have to visit them from time to time. - Old Nan. A Song of Ice and Fire. George R.R. Martin

There is an intimate laughter to be found only among friends. - Maya Angelou

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. Unknown [to me ^^]

One who can't cast away a treasure at need is in fetters. Aragorn, The Two Towers. J.R.R. Tolkien

...there is magic in knowing that, while not everything can be repaired, most everything can be survived. Grey's Anatomy

Cada momento de minha vida tem que dizer "Estou tendo a melhor experiência do mundo agora". - FrasesDoCalvin, Twitter

The woods are lovely, dark and deep but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep... R. Frost

What is summer but a cruel trick of the gods to a child of tropical birth?

There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers, and the realists would find the realists but, more often than not, the opposite is true. You see the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists, well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground. - Cam, Modern Family 23/11/2011.

At a certain point in your life, probably when too much of it has gone by, you will open your eyes and see yourself for who you are, especially for everything that made you different from all the awful normals. And you will say to yourself, "but I am this person." And in that statement- that correction- there will be a kind of love. - Miss Dodger, Phoebe in Wonderland.

Les obstacles sont faits pour être surmontés. Patrice Martorano.

Tywin Lannister: "I don't care what people believe and neither do you."

Lady Olenna: "As an authority on myself, I must disagree."

Game of Thrones.

The road is like a great river. Its springs are at every door and every path is its tributary. It's a dangerous busines, ..., going out your door. You step into the road and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to. - Bilbo Baggins, The Fellowship of the Ring. J.R.R Tolkien

Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels, but old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young. - A. Dumbledor, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. J.K. Rowling

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement, for even the very wise cannot see all ends. - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring. J.R.R. Tolkien

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

It must be considered that there is nothing more difficult to carry out, nor more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to handle, than to initiate a new order of things. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. -Buddha

God's inverse of Murphy's Law: "If anything can go right, it will; nothing is as difficult as it appears; if anything good can happen to anybody, it will happen to me." -Joyce Meyer

Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truely want to become. - Steve Jobs

Still struggling... but sticking with the game. It's never about how we start. The outcome will be determined by the effort throughout and consistency. - S.N. Sayers

We may not be able to prevent the birds from circling around our heads, but we can keep them from building their nests there. -Unknown

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Forgive yourself- no one else will. - Maya Angelou

"I'm not sure if I'm afraid of death. But I've made it a point not to die stupidly because if there is an afterlife, it would be kind of a drag to spend eternity feeling like a dumb shit. - Levni Yilmaz

Je ne suis pas triste de vous quitter ; je suis content de vous avoir trouvés.

"Patience doesn't mean waiting around forever. It means waiting around until a resolution is reached, until a conclusion can be drawn." - Emily Owens M.D.

Frodo: "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."

Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." The Fellowship of the Ring. J.R.R.Tolkien

"Patience is not the ability to wait. Waiting is a fact of life. Patience is the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting. - Joyce Meyer

"It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. What weather they shall have is not ours to rule." Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings.

"El amor es como el WIFI: esta en el aire pero no todos tienen la clave."

"Hunger contains everything you ever thought you knew about yourself." Life of Pi.

"...[worrying] shows God that you're paying attention- that you're not getting cocky. Who's the person that always gets the piano dropped on their head? The one whistling not the one looking up." Frankie Heck, The Middle.