Friday, April 26, 2013

Change of Management


Oh Wolfie, Oh Wolfie,
Why are you so mean to me?
Oh Wolfie, Oh Wolfie,
I treat you sweet 
But you do me dirty.
Oh Wolfie, Oh Wolfie,
Why must you always treat me so badly?

Every night it goes the same,
I wait for you but I wait in vain.
Blow out the candles, dinner's gone cold.
Once again I'm on my own.
But somehow, I find it funny
Come 3 a.m. that's when you want me.
Text messages blowin' up my phone,
You wantin' to know if I'm at home.

And I am tired of living this way.
Still I wonder what it is that makes me stay.
I can do better- or so my mama says.
Yet here I am.
Your little slave.

But Wolfie if you don't change your ways,
I'ma have to leave ya one of these days.

*******

Hold up!
Put this tape on pause.
Wolfie, this won't do at all.
I can't always be at your beck and call.
This situation's got me climbing walls.
So I'm gonna tell you what,
There'll be no more midnight trips to the candy shop.
No licorice whips or lollypops
No sir, all that's gonna stop.
Enjoy this booty while you can
Cause soon it'll belong to another man.

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