Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts

Friday, May 31, 2013

Santa from the Block

I do it like a boss
Shut yo' mouth 
I'm Santa Claus

When I laugh 
Gotsta hold my belly;
On the dance floor 
I moves a whole lotta jelly.

Wait!
Can ya hold it steady?
Got some heat for ya 
And it's gon' get heavy.

I do it like a boss
Shut yo' mouth 
I'm Santa Claus

Lookin' at me
Actin' all tough
Well I know all your secrets 
And I'm callin' yo' bluff.

Remember
That pack of cigarettes you stole
From the corner grocer's shop 
When you was 9 years old?

How 'bout 
All them lies you told
You poor lil hustler mama
Who had to raise you on her own?

That's right son
And I ain't half done.
You don't want none of this
'Cause this fight's already won.

I do it like a boss
Shut yo' mouth 
I'm Santa Claus

Mine's a path 
You best not cross.
You know 
I does it like a boss.
My elven army is a mighty force.
You sure ya gonna get it
When you mess with Santa Claus!

Friday, March 9, 2012

Weekend Oasis



Been a long week;
I can't take no mo'.
Waiting impatiently 
For the whistle to blow.

Quiting time
And I go charging out the door.
Monday come round too quickly 
To hang back doin' extra chores.

I don't know
How other people do it
Or what 
It takes to get them through it.

All I know is come the weekend,
My brain gets disconnected.
And in those precious hours
No thoughts
Of work gon' get resurrected.

So, if you feel me
Get in line.
Shake the lead out,
'Cause it's party time.

No need to get
Dressed up to the nines.
Come as you are
And you'll be just fine. 

This life is short 
So let's kick it into high gear.
Not gonna sweat the small stuff,
Ain't got one second to spare.